Where's my package?

I had no clue what to write today until I talked to a dear friend about "the package"  Before it gets to out of hand I am talking about my refinance paperwork.  I still to this day wonder what happened and why it took 21 days to get a package from New Jersey to Delaware, than it hit me.  Someone had my package and was going to help me refinance. Maybe one of my neighbors.  I even had the UPS guy show me a picture that they had been at my house.  I said awesome picture but that does not explain where my package was. The package is still missing between here and there. I had to actually request another package so I could refinance my home.  This in self has been a crazy process.  I have to get a water test even though I have been drinking the water for years.   I have to get a termite inspection to see if my house is rotting away. I have to get verification on everything I have done in my military service and still have to go to the VA (Veteran's administration ) about 50 miles from here to get a piece of paper. I have to get tax receipts or the last five years, I have to do everything, the mortgage company has not been helpful.  It has been a very difficult process but I have learned two important things today!  Why is divorce so expensive?  Because it's worth it!  And what happens to the mail?  It ends up in someones CD Collection.  LOL.  I am sure I will hear about this one.  I am just glad I did not order the CD (or two) of the month.  Until next time!!!!!