My Animals are smarter than I am

Yes I woke up on my day off yesterday because my Parrot was lonely.  He wanted some company and was extremly loud. I had to let the dogs out anyway. I did let the dogs out and the bird was happy to have some company. I decided I was going to cover the bird that next evening so I could sleep in a little.  I woke up on Sunday and it was quite,  I thought wow it worked, until I realized he was out of his cage, standing on the cover and looking around waiting for me.  My mom quickly told me I had been outsmarted by a Parrot, what a way to start your day. Took the dogs to Obedience training,  They had to learn to sit, not kick their owners ass in the parking lot and off, wish I would have learned that the second one a few weeks ago.  They did pretty good but it all they wanted to do was sniff the new guys, whats up with that.  My one Retriever Lucy has the mind capacity of a dead ant but I love her and today she seemed pretty smart.  I can't believe I have these animals but lets face it it is cool having animals.  I put them through training today and all they cared about was trying to make me happy!  Animals rock because as crazy as it is it is just like having kids, except they don't need clothes, cell phones or money everytime you turn around. They just want to go out and  you feed them once in a while. I am glad I am a pet owner, The more I meet some people I think my pets are smarter than them too! Until  next time