Who are they?

I have always wondered who they are.  Have you?  I always here they said this or they said that.  I would really like to meet these people but no one knows who they are.  I bet they are pretty smart.  They seem to know everything, from myths, legends, basic common sense, fact etc they know everything.  I thought my ex wife must have been a they because she thought she knew everything.  I thought I was marrying Mrs. Right, but I did not know her first name was always!  LOL.  Anyway, if any of you know who they are I would love to meet them.  They must be pretty old because I have heard of them since I was a kid.  I use to hear they when someone use to say to me you know they say the cripes are haunted. Or they say you will get hurt if you do that.  When I was in the military I use to hear they say you can’t do that, now I am older and almost retired I hear they say you have not saved enough.  I wish I was half that smart.  They must be half women half man.  I mean they never half to ask directions, they know everything, and they are never late for anything.  They are kind of like the butler in the Mr. Deeds movie.  Man was he fast.  Anyway if any of you out there know they, please let me know.  Like I said I would love to meet them.  Off to my old stomping grounds should be a good one. Until Next time!